Thursday, May 17, 2012

Two Weeks with the Queen (Morris Gleitzman)

Two Weeks with the Queen
Morris Gleitzman

Blurb: Dear Your Majesty the Queen

I need to speak to you urgently about my brother Luke. He's got cancer and the doctors in Australia are being really slack. If I could borrow your top doctor for a few days I know he/she would fix things up in no time.

Of course, Mum and Dad would pay his/her fares even if it meant selling the car or getting a loan. Please contact me at the above address urgently.

Yours sincerely
Colin Mudford

PS. This is not a hoax. Ring the above number and Aunty Iris will tell you. Hang up if a man answers.

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