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Wednesday, September 5, 2012

The 26-Storey Treehouse (Andy Griffiths & Terry Denton)


The 26-Storey Treehouse
Andy Griffiths & Terry Denton

Blurb: Join Andy and Terry in their newly expanded treehouse, which now features 13 brand-new storeys, including a dodgem car rink, a skate ramp, a mud-fighting arena, an anti-gravity chamber, an ice-cream parlour with 78 flavours run by an ice-cream serving robot called Edward Scooperhands and the Maze of Doom - a maze so complicated that nobody who has gone in has ever come out again ... well, not yet, anyway.

Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

ISBN: 9781742611273 (Paperback)
Year: 2012
Publisher: Pan
Pages: 343 (Fiction)

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Friday, March 16, 2012

The Ultimate Wave - Storymaze #1 (Terry Denton)

The Ultimate Wave - Storymaze #1
Terry Denton

Blurb: OK! So you're not sure whether you want to read this book or not?
I'm not going to tell you what you're missing out on if you don't read it.
(You won't believe me anyway.)
(Besides, I haven't read it.)
I'm not going to tell you how funny this book is.
Or that it was not tested on animals, or that 16 dolphins died when the forests were cut down to make the paper for this book. (They fell out of the trees.)
I'm not going to tell you that this book is about surfing and that it contains a story with heroes of either sex who travel to parallel universes.
It has very little violence and absolutely no blood.

ISBN: 186508378X (Paperback)
Year: 2001
Publisher: Allen&Unwin
Pages: 143 (Fiction)

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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

The Very Bad Book (Andy Griffiths, illustrated by Terry Denton)

The Very Bad Book
Andy Griffiths, illustrated by Terry Denton

Blurb: In a very bad wood,
There was a very bad house.

And in that very bad house,
There was a very bad room.

And in that very bad room,
There was a very bad cupboard.

And in that very bad cupboard,
There was a very bad shelf.

And on that very bad shelf,
There was a very bad box.

And in that very bad box,
There was a VERY BAD BOOK...

AND THIS IS IT!!!

ISBN: 9780330425650 (Paperback)
Year: 2010
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Pages: 172 (Fiction)

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

Sprung! (Andrew Daddo, illustrated by Terry Denton)

Sprung!
Andrew Daddo, illustrated by Terry Denton

Blurb: Want to know:
-how to fake a Funniest Home Video?
-how NOT to road test your stack hat?
-what to do if you miss the bus for the school camp and the bats come to get you?
-AND how to keep your chocolate bar from melting all over the car?

Andrew Daddo's wicked collection of short stories will convince you that no matter how much trouble you've been in, you've never known what it's really like to be sprung!

AND REMEMBER: the only thing worse than getting sprung by your mates for being a suck is getting sprung for being a CHICKEN!

ISBN: 0733613888 (Paperback)
Year: 2001
Publisher: Mark Macleod Books
Pages: 181 (Fiction)

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Grinning with the Gipper: A Celebration of the Wit, Wisdom, and Wisecracks of Ronald Reagan

Grinning with the Gipper: A Celebration of the Wit, Wisdom, and Wisecracks of Ronald Reagan
Edited by James S. Denton with Peter Schweizer

Blurb: After eight years as President, the one thing on which both his friends and enemies concur is that Ronald Reagan has a sense of humor. It's not just that he's funny. We've had plenty of funny Presidents lately. Some looked funny. Most acted funny. And there was definitely something funny going on with one or two of them. But President Reagan has a sense of humor as that phrase should be defined. Ronald Reagan not only gets laughs through his quips, jokes and stories, he also communicates a sense of proportion, a sense of how life is and always will be. Grinning with the Gipper celebrates the most beguiling talent of one of our most popular Presidents.

Selections from The Wit, Wisdom and Wisecracks of Ronald Reagan:
- 'I've been taking some flak about ordering the production of the B-1. How did I know it was an airplane? I thought it was vitamins for the troops'
- 'Have you heard the Communists now have a million-dollar lottery for their people? The winner gets a dollar a year for a million years.'
- 'I have to admit we considered making one final shipment to Iran, but no one could figure out how to get Sam Donaldson in a crate.'
- 'Now, you know, I have to say, of course, there are some things that are current today and sweeping the country that I haven't had time to get familiar with - Pac Man, for example. I don't know about him. I asked about it, and somebody told me that it was a round thing that gobbled up money. I thought that was Tip O'Neil.'

ISBN: 0871132729 (Paperback)
Year: 1988
Publisher: The Atlantic Monthly Press
Pages: 117 (Non-Fiction)

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